thatfunnyblog:

 


Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

thatfunnyblog:

 

Randomly remembering a joke and laughing about it to yourself

This fucking duck. Gets me every time.

(Source: godotal, via caricatureofintamcy)

undercityrezident:

candypopxo:

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Prepare for bubbles!We’re drinking doubles!To protect the world from carbonation!To sell our drink in every nation!To denounce the evils of the Pepsi product!To extend our taste with rightful conduct!Jessie!James!Team Coke, blasting off like a bottled rocket!Surrender now that spare change in your pocket!Meowth! You got it!

undercityrezident:

candypopxo:

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

Prepare for bubbles!
We’re drinking doubles!

To protect the world from carbonation!
To sell our drink in every nation!

To denounce the evils of the Pepsi product!
To extend our taste with rightful conduct!

Jessie!
James!

Team Coke, blasting off like a bottled rocket!
Surrender now that spare change in your pocket!

Meowth! You got it!

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thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

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peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

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kimberlite8:

zsra187:

bethdesu:

princess-peachie:

Bunny massage | [X] - SpicaSirius

AWWW MY GOD LITTLE BABY <3

Adorable! That bunny looks so relaxed! kimberlite8, do you do this with your rabbits?

Yes, I do! they love this and “purr” by grinding their teeth :)

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lindzaytaylor:

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

bassoonerthebetter:

coelasquid:

girlgrowingsmall:

beastlyart:

boosket:

ask-bloody-fundanny:

roughkiss:

spookytheford:

did-you-kno:

Source

Oh god thank fucking christ.

I usually don’t reblog these, but I feel like some of my followers could probably use the reassurance. I definitely have these kinds of thoughts sometimes.

so i’m not crazy for randomly thinking such thoughts? what a relief!

Edgar Allan Poe had a name for it too: The Imp of the Perverse. he compared the impulses to a demon that urges people to do the wrong thing simply because it can be done

The compulsion to jump from high places is called “l’appel du vide" in French. The call of the void. I think it’s specific to that one instance, but I think it’s a cool phrase for this phenomenon in general.
I think about this with random sharp objects laying around, too. “What if I just jammed this into my eye or throat right now? … oh god WHAT.” Just… fucking christ, brain. Don’t.

Reblogging this again because most people don’t/never know how normal these thoughts are, and that can be a major source of stress. It’s okay. You’re okay. Just, you know, don’t follow through on that shit.

Sometimes I wonder if the occasional vivid images in my head of myself falling into traffic or tripping and knocking my teeth out or dropping expensive, precious things are points where I failed the mission and had to respawn and start over.

Real Talk: Intrusive thoughts are the entire basis of obsessive-compulsive disorder.  While the majority of people can experience these thoughts and then quickly know that it’s just a bit weird and not going to happen, people with OCD can’t.  One intrusive thought can set off an obsession, a terrified fixation with the implications of the thought, causing one to experience more and more constantly for months or years.  Just some insight into the part of OCD that is rarely explored or even generally known about, because sufferers of the disorder may whole-heartedly believe themselves to be capable of carrying out their violent or fearful thoughts.

shhhhhhh

holy shit, i’m not a lunatic

lindzaytaylor:

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

bassoonerthebetter:

coelasquid:

girlgrowingsmall:

beastlyart:

boosket:

ask-bloody-fundanny:

roughkiss:

spookytheford:

did-you-kno:

Source

Oh god thank fucking christ.

I usually don’t reblog these, but I feel like some of my followers could probably use the reassurance. I definitely have these kinds of thoughts sometimes.

so i’m not crazy for randomly thinking such thoughts? what a relief!

Edgar Allan Poe had a name for it too: The Imp of the Perverse. he compared the impulses to a demon that urges people to do the wrong thing simply because it can be done

The compulsion to jump from high places is called “l’appel du vide" in French. The call of the void. I think it’s specific to that one instance, but I think it’s a cool phrase for this phenomenon in general.

I think about this with random sharp objects laying around, too. “What if I just jammed this into my eye or throat right now? … oh god WHAT.” Just… fucking christ, brain. Don’t.

Reblogging this again because most people don’t/never know how normal these thoughts are, and that can be a major source of stress. It’s okay. You’re okay. Just, you know, don’t follow through on that shit.

Sometimes I wonder if the occasional vivid images in my head of myself falling into traffic or tripping and knocking my teeth out or dropping expensive, precious things are points where I failed the mission and had to respawn and start over.

Real Talk: Intrusive thoughts are the entire basis of obsessive-compulsive disorder.  While the majority of people can experience these thoughts and then quickly know that it’s just a bit weird and not going to happen, people with OCD can’t.  One intrusive thought can set off an obsession, a terrified fixation with the implications of the thought, causing one to experience more and more constantly for months or years.  Just some insight into the part of OCD that is rarely explored or even generally known about, because sufferers of the disorder may whole-heartedly believe themselves to be capable of carrying out their violent or fearful thoughts.

shhhhhhh

holy shit, i’m not a lunatic

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